FLYNN: This is the story of the day my life ended.
RAPUNZEL: Eugene.
FLYNN: l'm kidding!
lt was the happiest day of my life: our wedding day.
The biggest shindig to hit the kingdom in forever.
Everyone dying to catch a glimpse of me.
Us! l meant "us."
RAPUNZEL: Everything was perfect.
Just like l always dreamed it would be.
FLYNN: Yeah. Everything was...
Oh, come on!
They still can't get my nose right?
RAPUNZEL: lt was a magical day
and everything went just as we planned.
FLYNN: Well... Almost.
(PLAYING PIANO)
(SNIFFLES)
(SPUTTERS)
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
(ALL GASP)
(MUSIC PLAYING)
- Wow. - Wow.
Wow.
(GRUNTS)
Dearly belove, we are gathered here today
to celebrate the joining of Rapunzel
and Eugene in marriage.
(SNIFFLING)
(SNEEZES)
They will live their lives together
as husband and wife in everlasting peace.
(NEIGHS)
May I have the rings?
(GASPS)
Those were my grandmother's wedding rings!
The kingdom is lost!
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
...and the mutual respect which they bring
to their life together
had their roots in the love
and friendship and guidance
you have given them.
The union of two people...
(WHINNIES)
- (SQUEAKS) - (GRUNTS)
- (SQUEAKS) - (SCREAMS)
- Get that thing! - (PEOPLE SHOUTING)
(SQUEAKS)
(NEIGHS SUGGESTIVELY)
(SPUTTERS)
(GASPS)
(NEIGHS)
...held in reverence, dignity, honor, respect...
(WHEELS SQUEAKING)
Frying pans!
Commemorative frying pans here!
Get your frying pans here!
Frying pans!
(CLANG)
That's the signal! Release the doves!
There's the doves! Release the lanterns!
(GASPS)
(GRUNTS)
(NEIGHS)
(SHOUTS)
(CRASHING, THUDDING)
(SQUISHING)
...in everlasting peace.
May I have the rings?
(GASPS)
I... I...
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
You may kiss.
(GUESTS CHEERING)
KIDS: Yay!
Happy birthday!
(CRYING, SNIFFLING)
(WHEELS SQUEAKING)
FLYNN: So! Who wants a piece of cake?
(GASPS)